Mothers have the big responsibility to teach their children what is right, and what is wrong. It can be a painful job when your child gets irritated with the everyday dialogues and teachings, especially when they are growing up to be a teenager.

Sooner or later, your child will inform you that you are, undoubtedly, the worst mom ever. Yes, you will also be given the unconvinced distinction of being the nasty mom in the history of moms. Example,

“Mom, I need a new phone.”

“But, you just bought this phone last year my son.”

“Hey darling, it’s okay why can’t he get a new phone when we can afford it?” The father replies.

“No! You are spoiling his habit. Teach him the value of money, ask your son to use it in something which is more helpful to him in future.” The mother responded to the father.

“Sorry son, your mothers order. I can’t help you.”

“Mom I hate you, seriously.”

“Hmmm…dear…what did you say? You want to eat spinach every day? Wow!” The mother replied back coolly to the child, and he just walked away wordlessly.

So, here are a few ways to respond to the hate word, composedly.

-“Given that Amazon isn’t yet selling mothers, you’re stuck with me. Sorry about that.”

-“Are you sure about that? I need to see factual evidence, so check with your sources and get back to me.”

-“How can you say that I’m the worst mom ever, after all the things I do for you every single day? I am actually the BEST mom ever! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!”

-“That’s an extremely rude thing to say, my child. Go to your room and think it over, and come out when you’re ready to apologize, preferably before going to school.”

-“I love you no matter how much you hate me. I will make good dishes and wash your clothes for you every day. No worries.”

“Just Google search the definition of mothers, and then say you hate me for what I sacrificed for you.”

-“Given the fact that there are approximately 85.4 million mothers in India, based on the most recent census data, it’s a little hard to believe that 85,399,999 other mothers are better than me.”

-“Can I get a ‘Worst Mom Ever’ tag or at least a t-shirt saying that?”

-“That’s old news, say something new.”

-“If you hate me, then you should hate yourself too as you came out from my womb, my body.”

-‘Have you heard of anyone hating an angel? I did! You just said that you hate an angel called Mummy!”

-“I said the same thing to my mother when I was a child! Great, this shows how much are like me. You need to be hated too!”

-“Please refer all concerns and comments to the publicist.”

-‘”I didn’t know you are so boring my child, talk something which makes sense please.”

A/N: Well, I hope you enjoyed some points which are guaranteed to prove your kids wrong, or at least stump them into silence for a while. There is no sense in arguing or making a matter lengthy, explain to them when there are mentally calm or ready to listen. After all they are kids!